Holy shit, we are as shit faced as we can get… And we are still going out! Kelly got her drunk ass face on the floor and bitch got her faced bruised! I wasn’t the one that slapped her this time! Ha ha! OMG, it is crunkness of a good time! I LOVES IT! Who wants to come!

Turd! And Loves It! Oh yeah, Double End Dong! God damn, I love tonight’s conversation!!!

Alright lovers, I will talk to you all about concrete legit shit soon! For now, I’m gonna booze it up! Loves You guys! Keep on reading ok! It can only get worse than it is now and you all know you want to hear about it! Ha ha, you know you love me, XO XO, Gossip Boy!